SENIN YANG BODOH
udah lama banget engga posting, kangeeennnn...rencananya mau post pe-er dari ibu guru hari senin, tapi senin kemaren aku cuti males...hehehe...biasa i dont like monday. saking gak sukanya hari senin sampe ada kejadian bodoh dihari senin. kita (mama & raul)jalan mall to mall, ih seru...pengalaman bodoh yang tidak bisa terlupakan, mama bela-lain cuti pengen ketemuan temen2, ditungguin kabarnya kok lama bangeetttt, ya udah mama putusin kita go to mall berdua aja sama raul rencananya mau ke Plasa Senayan, tapi ditengah jalan berubah pikiran ke Plaza Semanggi aja deh kan sabtu kemaren udah kePS sama papa. dasar mama gak sabaran tiba-tiba ada sms :
"dimana kok pergi sih?aku dirumah nih"
xixixi...mama bales smsnya : kesini aja deh lo aku ada dipelangi/Plaza Semanggi
dibales :oke gw kesana...ya udah sembari nunggu mama loking-loking baju di centro, raul mulai reseh "ma naik yuu.." wah doi liat eskalator. mama turutin keatas eh kok tempat for kids "ma cini ma ada pelosotan"...ihh raul gak bisa liat maenan nganggur padahal itu kan dipojokkan. kok temen mama gak telp2 ya? dasar mama gak sabaran mama tlep aja : "dimana?"...
jawab :"bentar aku ditol"
mama : "lho kok pake tol? kan deket dari tebet?"
jawab : "pas makan siang nih biar gak kena macet, ntar kalo udah diloby aku telpon"
ya wiss kita jalan lagi eh raul liat baju yang ada keretanya "mama keyeta ma...beli ma"..lucu juga pikir mama kan udah lama mama gak beliin raul baju. walhasil mama shopping lagi deh...padahal sabtu kemarin udah shopping juga diPS (cuman maenan Raul doang seh...)sekarang baju & sepatu raul...huh raul melulu...
criinnggg ada sms aku dilobby
mama bales aku kesana
karena mama punya pengalaman kalo janjian diPelangi tuh ribet...sesampainya dilobby kok sepii gak ada?
mama tlp "dimana kok engga keliatan? aku dibreadtalk nih"
jawab :"aku disini lobby tapi dimana engga tau...oohhh...disini deh starbuck cafe"
mama :"ya udah aku kesana" kita jalan eh engga mama jalan sambil gendong raul biar cepet nyampe tapi kok tampangnya engga ada yg mama kenal, so mama tlep lagi deh..."dimana sih?"
jawab :"aku disini...yaudah aku ketengah yaaa...deket pancuran aer"
mama :" oh elo dibawah...gimana seh? aku dilobby utama tau! ya udah aku kebawah dulu" pikir mama dibawah kan ada cafewalk yg ada aer mancurnya. oke deh mama jalan lagi kebawah raul udah kesel
"ma cape ma..."
"iya bentar sayang...eit tuh ada thomas...aul mau naik?" sebelah gramedia ada maenan anak-anak yg dimasukin koin gitu, mama tunggu disini aja deh.
terus mama telpon
"elo kesini aja deh gramedia, raul mau maen disini..cepet ya?"
"iya deh..."
bunyi telpon lagi..."dimana sih?kok engga ada? gw nyerah nih...kan gw cape"
"heh emang lo aja yg cape? gw bawa raul neh...gendong melulu...ya udah lo berdiri disitu ya? pintu masuk gramedia"
"iya cepetan aku berdiri disini pintu gramedia sebelah giordano"
mama buru-buru gendong raul kesana, padahal permainannya belum berhenti..
"huaaa kan blom beyenti maaa..."raul mewek...
"aul jangan nangis kan aul anak pinter...ntar kita main lagi ya?"
lho kok engga ada juga...huh mama mulai keselll
"Dimana Seh?"
"nyerah kan?gw disini gramedia tauuu"...
"emang ada pintu lain kegramedia?"...jawab mama bete
"ada kali"
"ya udah sekarang gini lo keluar pintu gramedia yang depannya ada liftnya" mama coba sabarrr
"iya ada nih"
"lo jalan keluar kekanan kan ada pizzahut tuh..."
"engga ada...aku ketemunya olala cafe"
"kekanan jangan kekiri...ya udah lo keolala aja duduk diem disitu sekalian pesenin gw chocholate royal, gw udah cape banget...raul maunya digendong" mama menengahi biar mama kesana aja cafewalk ke olala...
wweekkksss kok sepi engga ada orang...akhirnya mama telpon lagi ada yang engga beres nih...
"woi lo dimana sih?"
"olala"
"iya olala mana?"
"taman anggrek..."
GUBRRAAAKKKKK......mama lemes
"GUOBLOKKKK....kan udah gw bilangin diplasa semanggi!!!!!"
"oh iyaya..kok gw linglung gini...iihhh enakan disini daripada pelangi gw udah mesen makanan, lo aja deh kesini"
huh sebel raul pake ikutan ngomong lagi "ma engga boleh bilang gobok"
"iya sayang...maaf"
"dimana kok pergi sih?aku dirumah nih"
xixixi...mama bales smsnya : kesini aja deh lo aku ada dipelangi/Plaza Semanggi
dibales :oke gw kesana...ya udah sembari nunggu mama loking-loking baju di centro, raul mulai reseh "ma naik yuu.." wah doi liat eskalator. mama turutin keatas eh kok tempat for kids "ma cini ma ada pelosotan"...ihh raul gak bisa liat maenan nganggur padahal itu kan dipojokkan. kok temen mama gak telp2 ya? dasar mama gak sabaran mama tlep aja : "dimana?"...
jawab :"bentar aku ditol"
mama : "lho kok pake tol? kan deket dari tebet?"
jawab : "pas makan siang nih biar gak kena macet, ntar kalo udah diloby aku telpon"
ya wiss kita jalan lagi eh raul liat baju yang ada keretanya "mama keyeta ma...beli ma"..lucu juga pikir mama kan udah lama mama gak beliin raul baju. walhasil mama shopping lagi deh...padahal sabtu kemarin udah shopping juga diPS (cuman maenan Raul doang seh...)sekarang baju & sepatu raul...huh raul melulu...
criinnggg ada sms aku dilobby
mama bales aku kesana
karena mama punya pengalaman kalo janjian diPelangi tuh ribet...sesampainya dilobby kok sepii gak ada?
mama tlp "dimana kok engga keliatan? aku dibreadtalk nih"
jawab :"aku disini lobby tapi dimana engga tau...oohhh...disini deh starbuck cafe"
mama :"ya udah aku kesana" kita jalan eh engga mama jalan sambil gendong raul biar cepet nyampe tapi kok tampangnya engga ada yg mama kenal, so mama tlep lagi deh..."dimana sih?"
jawab :"aku disini...yaudah aku ketengah yaaa...deket pancuran aer"
mama :" oh elo dibawah...gimana seh? aku dilobby utama tau! ya udah aku kebawah dulu" pikir mama dibawah kan ada cafewalk yg ada aer mancurnya. oke deh mama jalan lagi kebawah raul udah kesel
"ma cape ma..."
"iya bentar sayang...eit tuh ada thomas...aul mau naik?" sebelah gramedia ada maenan anak-anak yg dimasukin koin gitu, mama tunggu disini aja deh.
terus mama telpon
"elo kesini aja deh gramedia, raul mau maen disini..cepet ya?"
"iya deh..."
bunyi telpon lagi..."dimana sih?kok engga ada? gw nyerah nih...kan gw cape"
"heh emang lo aja yg cape? gw bawa raul neh...gendong melulu...ya udah lo berdiri disitu ya? pintu masuk gramedia"
"iya cepetan aku berdiri disini pintu gramedia sebelah giordano"
mama buru-buru gendong raul kesana, padahal permainannya belum berhenti..
"huaaa kan blom beyenti maaa..."raul mewek...
"aul jangan nangis kan aul anak pinter...ntar kita main lagi ya?"
lho kok engga ada juga...huh mama mulai keselll
"Dimana Seh?"
"nyerah kan?gw disini gramedia tauuu"...
"emang ada pintu lain kegramedia?"...jawab mama bete
"ada kali"
"ya udah sekarang gini lo keluar pintu gramedia yang depannya ada liftnya" mama coba sabarrr
"iya ada nih"
"lo jalan keluar kekanan kan ada pizzahut tuh..."
"engga ada...aku ketemunya olala cafe"
"kekanan jangan kekiri...ya udah lo keolala aja duduk diem disitu sekalian pesenin gw chocholate royal, gw udah cape banget...raul maunya digendong" mama menengahi biar mama kesana aja cafewalk ke olala...
wweekkksss kok sepi engga ada orang...akhirnya mama telpon lagi ada yang engga beres nih...
"woi lo dimana sih?"
"olala"
"iya olala mana?"
"taman anggrek..."
GUBRRAAAKKKKK......mama lemes
"GUOBLOKKKK....kan udah gw bilangin diplasa semanggi!!!!!"
"oh iyaya..kok gw linglung gini...iihhh enakan disini daripada pelangi gw udah mesen makanan, lo aja deh kesini"
huh sebel raul pake ikutan ngomong lagi "ma engga boleh bilang gobok"
"iya sayang...maaf"
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Ya ampyuuun...mangkanya masuk kerja niat mo bolos eh malah dikerjain yah...xixixixi...gw bacanya ampe ngakak2 sampe2 temen kantor gw nanya nih "kumat yah?" jaka sembung bangedddd...
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